i am a man. a homebody. an artist. a wood rabbit. a chef. a writer. a semi pro photographer. an intellectual stoner. a renaissance soul. an enigma. a Scorpio. a pessimistic optimist. a friend. a son. a consumer. a great kisser. a romantic. a master of none. a mommas boy. an idealist. a gardener. an obsessive compulsive. an older brother. a student. a knitter. an adventurer. a mad scientist. a bitch. a sculptor. a jester. an obsessive compulsive. a hiker. an illusion. an innocent. a dork. a baker. a sun (and sin) enthusiast. an addict. a naturalist. a yogi. a cynic. a tease. an uncle. a teacher. a superhero. a geek. a devil. a dreamer. a saint. a sinner. a walking contradiction. a guncle. a chocolate chaser. a procrastinator. a good deed doer. an individual. a guncle. a firstborn (of a firstborn of a firstborn). a bath buff. a fighter. a survivor.